I was recently reminded that I never posted the latest round of student bloopers from this past year. I am remedying this at once since an opportunity to laugh at today's youth should never go by unexploited.
Quiz excerpts--
Q: What might you expect to see if you were to go to France?
A: The Awful Tower
Q: During the Renaissance, what did scholars do in reaction to what they saw as the "dark ages" in medieval Europe?
A: Went to Canada
Q: What does Jem do to Mrs. Dubose?
A: He destroys her bushes with a bottom [student meant baton]
Q: What are two items that Jem and Scout find in the oak tree on the Radley property?
A: lucky penis [student was trying for "pennies"] and a wach
Quotes from student essays:
"He was a know body sailor."
"Fair is fowl, and fowl is fair."
"We have the right to bare arms."
"Maybe, if she knew that he would die in the Battle of Somme, she would've given him her vowels, as in, she'd have married him."
"Beatrice is a very analistic character."
"I think courage can also be that when someone is in the heat of the moment, they won't hesitate to think twice. For example, when someone needs to jump over something like a tall building in order to live to see another day."
"They need to have adaptations so they can evolutionate."
"They enjoyed cruising along the busy streets in that shinny silver Honda, feeling that nice genital breeze hit their faces."
Overheard conversation between two students:
"What does speculate mean?" "Isn't that something they do to your house?"
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